Corrupted Wish

Your wish is granted, and your obducted by aliens and gang probed repeatedly.




I wish I could wish for a new tricycle

You could wish for a tricycle, but the genie leaves before you can wish for it. Too bad.

I wish I could

you attempt to , but the genei misinterprets your emote as colon, heart, colon... confused he just switches their locations in your body, and both organs explode.


I wish i could resist the urge to use ellipsis.........

Now you type so long no one pays attention to what you have to say.

I wish I was the best ninja in the world.

You are now Hanzo Hatori... unfortunately you died quite a while ago...

I wish my beard was bushier.

Your beard becomes bushier, and everything is fine and nothing bad happens to you.



I wish the statement above currupted him in some way.

All of a sudden, my beard grows, filling the entire room, containing just you and i, kitty, drowning us both in redish brown facial hair.

I wish that "wish" was spelled "walrus."

You get your wish, but sinse you wished for wish to be spelt, "Walrus" you technicly spelt "Wish" wrong, therefore contradicting the entire wish and cenceling it







I wish that people who wish were less wishier than I, but not to the extent where they get jealous or leave or anything