Corrupted Wish

YOu do, but in order to do so, you must also give up the following things: your grades, your house, your money, your friends, you clothes, and your showers. Way to go, RP Master!

I wish I had a new deck of playing cards.

You get a pack of Exploding Snap cards. Now everytime you lose a game of solitare you get a nice explosion in your face. So long eyebrows.

I wish I had the power of telekinesis.

you have the power of telekinesis, when you test them on a big rock in the park, you loose control and drop it on a baby killing it. The mother goes crazey and stabes you in the heart over 9,000 times. I wish school was out tommorow.

School is out tomorrow, but only for Kindergarten kids.

I wish I weren't sick.

you died of you sickness, you are now a nice healthy... erm... corpse.

I wish i didden't have sushi for dinner.

You dont get sushi, but instead roasted moldy panda claws! Enjoi...get it...Enjoi...ya its not that funny to me either. I wish I could get a new skateboard.

Said skateboard is state of the art...or so it seems. The second you try it out the wheels come off, the board itself snaps in two, and you're sent flying head first onto the pavement without a helmit. WHEEEE!

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wished.

You went ahead and wished, but the wish gods were kid of ticked off because they had to actually THINK about this one. You are smited.

I wish that I could have a wish with no side-effects at all.

to get a wish that has no side affects you must first never maje a wish, so your wish was not granted. i wish some one wont make me think so hard about a wish again.

your wish was granted, you are now brain dead. good luck thinking hard about a wish now!

I wish people would stop thinking so hard about how to make this difficult...

Wish granted. I put no thought at all into my next wish.

I wish I had a lightsaber and was incredibly talented in wielding it.

The talent works well, though it's not real helpful when you're blasted into space without means of life support.

I wish I could make more difficult wishes like the last one. ((hehe, made you think with that one, did I?))

You make more diffucult wishes, but soon after makeing them you realise that none of them ever came true. Congrats on spending the last 12 in a half years writeing down wishes, you soon go crazy and hang yourself after wishing that you would never die. I wish we became famus for makeing more superheros/comics then marvel and DC combined.

dude. Me too. That'd be awesome.

We become famous, but we are sued by hero-o-matic and heromachine.

I wish we got famous for making more superheroes than marvel and dc combined, and nobody sued us.

you can... but you hae to draw them yourself.

I wish we got famous for making more superheroes than marvel and dc combined, and we didden't have to draw them, or get sued...

You can, but you don't have the money to have them sold at comic stores.

I wish we got famous for making more superheroes than marvel and dc combined, and we didn't have to draw them, get sued, or have money for publishing.

We all become the most famus people ever, for about a year, we run out of ideas, then loose all our money. And everyone who invested in us, got angry and killed us. T.T I wish one of my friends was at home so I can go to there house.

You go to your friends house to find that its now a crack house. then you get caught in the middle of the raid and are charged with them. I wish I had my comp back.

you get your comp back. Too bad comp is short for COMPletely homicidal demon trolls living in your closet.

I wish my brother weren't so mad at my best friend.

Now he's mad at YOU. Everytime you see him you get hit in some fashion.

I wish I created and was the seller of the very first fully interactive video game system.

Your brother isn't mad at your friend, but instead becomes best friends. They both exclude you completly and soon you go crazy from a social illness and become a stale man/kid whom no one likes.



I wish the god of wishes will ONLY grant MY wishes and will NEVER EVER backfire them on to me.

Well, backfiring is relative. He never knew that you didn't want your mother to die. Too late now.

I wish my computer would stop freezing.

Your computer stops freezing, but to do so, i had to be superheated. Your computer is now on fire. At least it isn't frozen, right?

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

No problem! A quick surgical procedure will fix that right up! See? No more throat! Unfortunately, you won't be able to speak or eat ever again.

I wish

yes you tryed to make a wish, but, some one wished that you choked RIGHT before you made the wish, and now...well all you said was i wish.

I wish that my throat didnt hurt from last nights "mosh pit"