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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Sly Guy on Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:35 pm

Wish granted! Your throat doesn't hurt, because you didn't yell or make a sound during the whole thing! Too bad a large man named Scrunchie beat you up for not being enthusiastic enough.

I wish I had a 10,000 dollars, and I acquired it by legal means.

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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Free2ryhme on Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:39 pm

You have ten thousand dollars, but it is counterfeit, which you didn't know. You go to spend it, and get arrested for using counterfeit money.

I wish I had three more wishes.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Sly Guy on Sun Nov 16, 2008 6:56 pm

Well, since we all are allowed to make infinite wishes, wish granted.

I wish I had a flying pet unicorn for a pet. And it didn't kill me. Or anyone else.

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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Cold kill on Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:01 pm

You get the flying unicorn, but after flying for a long time, it chrashed into the ground, and died.

I wish my hands werent numb.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Free2ryhme on Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:26 pm

OOC: Wow, the first one to get my wish Granted YAY!!!
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Molach! on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:12 pm

do you even want someone to grant that... you know it is just going to get cut off right?

I wish for an uncorrupted wish!
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:24 pm

Since this thread is all about corrupted wishes, you get excluded from the thread and all your wishes are now cancelled from now on.



I wish I had a bag of chips that werent dangerous in ANY way and were free.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Molach! on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:39 pm

wish granted. the bag of chips is definitely not dangerous. There is just one glitch though. Its already empty.

I wish my wish last wish was granted…
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:43 pm

Since your last wish still contradicts the threads point, this wish is cancelled yet again.




I wish I had some chips with a full bag that were free and not dangerous what-so-ever.
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Post  Molach! on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:46 pm

granted! a nice full gab of chips! free, and totally safe! its even put in a bag which cant be opened for extra safety!

I wish this tread could not cancel wishes
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Sun Nov 16, 2008 9:55 pm

Your wish comes true, therefore people wish against your wishes which means in the end, your wishes still get cancelled



I wish someone would give me a nice, dangerous hug. (So easy, your treat)
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*POOF*

Post  Wolfie on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:08 am

The hug is a Bear Hug from Undertaker! Which he soon follows up with a big ass choke slam!

I wish I was an unbeatable wrestler because of my talent, not because of rigged fights.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Mon Nov 17, 2008 3:27 pm

You are an unbeatable fighter and soon the competition gets fed up and they come in to your house at night and shoot you.



I wish today was a normal day in which nothing bad happened to me.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Wolfie on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:06 pm

Yay...nothing happens...whoo...you're bored out of your wits not only this day, but everyday from now on. You are slowly driven insane by the repetitive boredom.

I wish to unwish any wish that was wished. Razz
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:55 pm

Your wish comes true and you unwish all your wishes, including your wish to unwish which means all your wishes were not cancelled except for your newest wish.



I wish I had the best life ever, lots of fun, no danger, no crazyness, no deadly accidents, no boredome.




OOC:Hey Wolfie, have you noticed that we are the ONLY two actually using this topic?
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Sly Guy on Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:58 pm

(What do you mean? I posted here two days ago...)

Your wish contradicts itself, as the best life ever would have some danger in it to make it exciting. You blow up from this paradox.


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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:23 pm

You get your wish, but it I blew up because of my last wish near you send bone shrapnel in to the brain instantly killing you, PARADOX NOW SUCKA!



I wish the result I gave Sly to his last wish made sense.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Wolfie on Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:43 am

Your grant makes sense as does everything else. This eliminates the purpose of Randomness and therefore the entire section is eliminated. Thanks. Razz

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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:30 pm

You get you wish and you become a super-hero. Soon, villains start popping up trying to kill you and one day, when you werent paying attention, a criminal threw a baby at your head and knocked you unconcious, then stole your powers and destroyed the world.


I wish that the wish I was about to wish for came true except for the fact that the wish I wished was not a wish in the wishful kind of wishing way. I wish what I just said did NOT make sense because it so clearly does right now.
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Sly Guy on Thu Nov 20, 2008 3:39 pm

Wish granted. (The corrupted part is that you're stuck figuring out what you get.)

I wish these wishes weren't all so complicated

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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:10 pm

They arent complicated now, soon pre-schoolers get addicted to this thread because they can understand the wishes and never stop posting stuff like, "OMG, r u reely on i misd u." Soon you lose interest and your brain prohibits you from ever coming back. Not to mention everyone else.



I wish I wasn't out of soda.


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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Molach! on Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:20 pm

OMG! amzg wsh m8!
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Cold kill on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:16 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao, SPAM! thats what you get for wishing for more soda.

I wish that Kitty gets his soda. Question
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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  RussianMan on Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:55 pm

Your wish comes true and I get soda, YOUR soda. I rub it in to your face and depression causes you to kill yourself, HA!



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Re: Corrupted Wish

Post  Wolfie on Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:58 am

Your wish causes a paradox in which your ass becomes your head.

I wish that aliens existed. alien
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