Corrupted Wish

Wish granted! Your throat doesn't hurt, because you didn't yell or make a sound during the whole thing! Too bad a large man named Scrunchie beat you up for not being enthusiastic enough.

I wish I had a 10,000 dollars, and I acquired it by legal means.

You have ten thousand dollars, but it is counterfeit, which you didn't know. You go to spend it, and get arrested for using counterfeit money.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Well, since we all are allowed to make infinite wishes, wish granted.

I wish I had a flying pet unicorn for a pet. And it didn't kill me. Or anyone else.

You get the flying unicorn, but after flying for a long time, it chrashed into the ground, and died.

I wish my hands werent numb.

OOC: Wow, the first one to get my wish Granted YAY!!!

do you even want someone to grant that... you know it is just going to get cut off right?

I wish for an uncorrupted wish!

Since this thread is all about corrupted wishes, you get excluded from the thread and all your wishes are now cancelled from now on.



I wish I had a bag of chips that werent dangerous in ANY way and were free.

wish granted. the bag of chips is definitely not dangerous. There is just one glitch though. Its already empty.

I wish my wish last wish was granted…

Since your last wish still contradicts the threads point, this wish is cancelled yet again.




I wish I had some chips with a full bag that were free and not dangerous what-so-ever.

granted! a nice full gab of chips! free, and totally safe! its even put in a bag which cant be opened for extra safety!

I wish this tread could not cancel wishes

Your wish comes true, therefore people wish against your wishes which means in the end, your wishes still get cancelled



I wish someone would give me a nice, dangerous hug. (So easy, your treat)

The hug is a Bear Hug from Undertaker! Which he soon follows up with a big ass choke slam!

I wish I was an unbeatable wrestler because of my talent, not because of rigged fights.

You are an unbeatable fighter and soon the competition gets fed up and they come in to your house at night and shoot you.



I wish today was a normal day in which nothing bad happened to me.

Yay...nothing happens...whoo...you're bored out of your wits not only this day, but everyday from now on. You are slowly driven insane by the repetitive boredom.

I wish to unwish any wish that was wished.

Your wish comes true and you unwish all your wishes, including your wish to unwish which means all your wishes were not cancelled except for your newest wish.



I wish I had the best life ever, lots of fun, no danger, no crazyness, no deadly accidents, no boredome.




OOC:Hey Wolfie, have you noticed that we are the ONLY two actually using this topic?

(What do you mean? I posted here two days ago...)

Your wish contradicts itself, as the best life ever would have some danger in it to make it exciting. You blow up from this paradox.


I wish I could change my school class schedule at will.

You get your wish, but it I blew up because of my last wish near you send bone shrapnel in to the brain instantly killing you, PARADOX NOW SUCKA!



I wish the result I gave Sly to his last wish made sense.

Your grant makes sense as does everything else. This eliminates the purpose of Randomness and therefore the entire section is eliminated. Thanks.

I wish I could be any superhero I want at anytime.

You get you wish and you become a super-hero. Soon, villains start popping up trying to kill you and one day, when you werent paying attention, a criminal threw a baby at your head and knocked you unconcious, then stole your powers and destroyed the world.


I wish that the wish I was about to wish for came true except for the fact that the wish I wished was not a wish in the wishful kind of wishing way. I wish what I just said did NOT make sense because it so clearly does right now.

Wish granted. (The corrupted part is that you're stuck figuring out what you get.)

I wish these wishes weren't all so complicated

They arent complicated now, soon pre-schoolers get addicted to this thread because they can understand the wishes and never stop posting stuff like, "OMG, r u reely on i misd u." Soon you lose interest and your brain prohibits you from ever coming back. Not to mention everyone else.



I wish I wasn't out of soda.

OMG! amzg wsh m8!

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao, SPAM! thats what you get for wishing for more soda.

I wish that Kitty gets his soda.

Your wish comes true and I get soda, YOUR soda. I rub it in to your face and depression causes you to kill yourself, HA!



I wish I was an Australian Dumbass who was really smart.

Your wish causes a paradox in which your ass becomes your head.

I wish that aliens existed.